MY WEIRD THOUGHT...

I have been obsessed with cutting off Nipple from someone,ANYONE!!! for a really long time now.I can not  remember how old I was when I first had the thought but I know I was very young then.It all started when we(I know my siblings were with my Mom and I but I have no memory of seeing them in that car) were coming back from somewhere,probably my mom's village because I can remember we were somewhere in Delta state and we were in my mom's famous Mazda car (kai!!! that car went through hell in my mom's hands.I respect that car) then my Mom pulled over and we got out of the car and bought meat,it was different from the kind of meat we were used to buying.I knew it was not SUYA because it was not hausa men making it but as far as it was meat I was interested.When we got to the car that was when my mom shared the strange looking meat and my portion happened to be the breast with the POINTY NIPPLE!!!
As if the animal had been frolicking with another animal of the same species but opposite sex before it was killed.I was fascinated with this piece of meat and asked my mom what animal had been slaughtered and roasted to bring so much joy to me (ok that sounds weird..lol) and she told me it was a pig,I smiled at the meat and truthfully no matter what kind of animal she would have called out,nothing would have prevented me from eating it....I remembered squeezing the nipple between my thumb and index fingers to see if milk would flow *I was such a dull child*,but was disappointed because only OIL came through, then I licked it and started eating around the nipple slowly I wanted to save the best part,the nipple for last.

After taking what seemed like forever to eat the tiny piece of meat,doing a perfect job of carving the meat,I got to the treasured nipple.I held it for a while,looking at it,inspecting every inch of it and saving that PIG'S NIPPLE image on my mind.Finally,I realized it was time to finally put the nipple in my mouth and I quickly threw it in,closing my eyes because I did not know what to expect,it felt hard against my tongue and I sucked on it like a piece of candy for some seconds then proceeded to sink my teeth into this mysterious animal part,it was a little weird because I felt like a vampire sinking my teeth in human flesh!!!*definitely no movies for my children*.

I can still remember the explosion of pleasure in my mouth,that crunchy-rubbery feeling in my mouth,no meat had ever felt so good and I doubt any meat ever will, like my precious pig's nipple.But,seriously,don't know if its my imagination but that nipple was HUGE!!!,that is the biggest nipple I have ever seen in my entire life(I seriously hope that piece of meat was from a pig).

So that is how I became obsessed with cutting off nipple everytime I see an exposed nipple,that is all I think of.I have come close to cutting off one of my nipples once with a pair of scissors but I lost courage plus I did not think it would grow back.I did not want to be the girl with ONE NIPPLE...lol Imagine if I were asked,''Dee what happened to your nipple?'' then my answer would be.''I cut it off because I could not stop thinking about it'' how weird does that sound?? So thank God I never cut it off, my nipples are intact(for now) but I still think about cutting them off everyday.

I had a discussion with Princess about nipple regrowing,she said someone she knew in high school had her nipple cut off and it grew back I knew it could not be possible but I was slightly excited hoping it could grow back so I could cut mine off.I quickly rushed to the internet after she left my apartment with Gini,I typed those precious words on google...DOES THE NIPPLE GROW BACK AFTER IT HAS BEEN CUT OFF...with all the palpitations I was experiencing,I pressed the enter button,not wanting to blink,only to be disappointed by the result...THE NIPPLE DOES NOT REGROW...

I have decided the best way to get rid of this obsession is to find pig breast to buy,then cook it and eat it slowly...So, this is one of my weird thoughts...happy holidays!!!