THE STORY OF THE PREGNANT NIGERIAN VIRGIN

The story of Chinelo according to Vanguard:

Chinelo went to write her UME in Ihiala ,Anambra state and stayed over in her Mother's cousin's house.She slept on the same bed and in the same room with her second cousin Onyeka and the next morning,she woke up  feeling very dizzy and ''wet with semen'' when she went to the bathroom.She cleaned it up and asked Onyeka about it and he assured her that everything was good.A month later when she was at her sister's house in Lagos,she started feeling ill and was taken to the hospital were a pregnancy test was carried out and she tested POSITIVE (the positive sounded weird in my head like hiv positive...lol) and when questioned by her sister she denied having any boyfriend and a virginity test was done with the aid of a machine.

CLUELESS????

December 25th 2011 has come to an end with different tales for different people.Children with new clothes have rocked it and eaten Christmas rice and Chicken.those lucky kids whose parents could afford to buy them gifts have opened them all up and thanked 'santa' for their wonderful gifts. People that cant cook like Diva have called me this morning to beg for food.People spent their day with loved ones and family.But,for Nigeria,it was awful,35 people so far have been reported dead in Madalla, Niger state.Sad stories of how after the bomb blast at the Catholic church people who had been affected, although severely injured were struggling to meet the Catholic Priest for final blessings knowing they were going to die *pause to wipe tears*

MY WEIRD THOUGHT...

I have been obsessed with cutting off Nipple from someone,ANYONE!!! for a really long time now.I can not  remember how old I was when I first had the thought but I know I was very young then.It all started when we(I know my siblings were with my Mom and I but I have no memory of seeing them in that car) were coming back from somewhere,probably my mom's village because I can remember we were somewhere in Delta state and we were in my mom's famous Mazda car (kai!!! that car went through hell in my mom's hands.I respect that car) then my Mom pulled over and we got out of the car and bought meat,it was different from the kind of meat we were used to buying.I knew it was not SUYA because it was not hausa men making it but as far as it was meat I was interested.When we got to the car that was when my mom shared the strange looking meat and my portion happened to be the breast with the POINTY NIPPLE!!!

SOOO EXCITED......DR SAHELY'S BLOG VISIT

Dr Sahely checked my blog and thought it was interesting.Well he did not actually say those magic words but why would he tell people to go see my blog? He was like, ''Have you seen her blog? You should go see it" *sniff sniff* Think about it,this Doc has so much knowledge,when he opens his mouth to talk,words of wisdom just fly out,sometimes I even have to distract myself from thinking how dull I am by looking at his LONG eye lashes(why should a man have such loooong well defined eyelashes....its NOT fair especially when mine is so scattered and tightly coiled like it needs relaxer).I know Princess is dying from Jealousy right now *sticking out tongue* she had been dying to hug Dr Sahely and today she finally got the opportunity,she almost squeezed out all HIS juice *wink*

ONE LOVE...

What is this need to be better than your neighbour in health,wealth, and academic achievements? Where does this desire come from? Are we born this way? Do we seek to be better for our selfish needs or are we driven by unseeable forces using us as instruments of pleasure? Why do we find justifiable reasons to discriminate due to skin colour,religion,sexual orientation or country of origin? Is there an endocrine gland undiscovered in our body that gets bigger with age, releasing a hormone to make us discriminate or are we plain SCARED of the power we could achieve if we unite?

YOUR THOUGHTS...

I came across this video (sorry about the poor quality of the video) of Bishop David Oyedepo of Winners Chapel and I need clarification from christians.Is it right for a man of God to slap a WOMAN? not during the act of preaching or deliverance,but just for her practicing the right to freedom of speech?

HUG A FRIEND TODAY...

I used to always wonder why any one would just take their life,what force could push a young intelligent person to end his life? As I got older I started to understand,life is generally hard and can only get harder,if you are Christian,you would hold on to the ''if I kill myself I would go to HELL FIRE'' theory,that could give some sort of comfort and prevent you from killing yourself.

We always know when someone is about to commit suicide,they always give us tiny hints,but are we so caught up with the unnecessary things in life that we forget our sense of empathy.Are we so preoccupied with ourselves,obsessed with how we look,who likes us,who hates us,who gossips about us,that we do not notice how frustrated and sad our friend really is?

WHAT ARE YOUR DIFFERENTIALS

I just saw a story on vanguard of how a 25 year old pregnant woman went to her husband's house by 5:30am to demand for baby shopping money from her 40year old husband,only to be given 3000naira,seeing this amount,she was not pleased and started arguing with her husband,then decided the argument was not enough,she needed more action.with hormone confusion going on inside her,she decided it was best to hold his shirt,so she held his shirt at the neck and the 40year old man fell down and died!!!!!!!!

HOW BEST TO ACT TOWARDS KIDS

When a mother carries her baby, you would see females flocking around her like flies around a piece of meat exposed saying ,''awwww so cute'', but you can NEVER see me do that,I just stand there all so passive.I never know how to interact with kids,do I talk to them like adults,what do I say,how do I act? I know people see babies as cute angels,the small fingers, the tiny feet and super cute clothes that is what people see,but not me,WHY? when I was younger I never liked carrying babies they just drool and mess up my clothes!!!!! and why do people think that is cute?? plus I never thought they were fine especially the first few days of birth,to me they just looked old and wrinkled but as they grow older,they do become cute.Some weeks ago,my friend that just had a baby, gave her baby to me to hold because she wanted to cook,imagine!!! me of all people, just when I was trying to relax with the baby in my arms, it decided to poop!!!!!!!! I almost dropped it...lol .2 years ago,when I was with a friend and her 5 year old daughter, she wanted to do a running competition with me and i loooooooooove running, so she told me no cheating and I accepted, Yemi blew the whistle and the race started, I ran as fast as my tiny legs could take me,with all the nasal flaring,panting and congratulating myself that I won the race.Yemi was like Dee why did you do that, and I was like, ''ermm excuse me,she said no cheating,so I ran my best''. I did not see anything wrong with what I had done because I do not know how to act with kids,so that day,I finally learnt that you should let kids win a race...lol

I seriously do need help with kids,they are so innocent and can ask the weirdest questions, like my aunt's son who went to the pharmacy with his mom and saw sanitary pad(the type his mom had at home) and asked her infront of the pharmacist if she wasnt going to buy it,she should have respected herself by saying NO but she underestimated the child she had, by asking him if he knew what it was for,this cute boy looks up proudly at his mom,his eyes beaming and says,''its that thing you use to do like this...'' interlocking his fingers,starts moving his hands underneath his crotch in a back and forth motion and his mom is RIGHT IN FRONT of the pharmacist looking all so embarassed or another scenario where this young rich spoilt girl I met in an eatery that was screaming at her mom to stop eating that she was TOO FAT, at the same time holding the HUGE fat folds her mom had at her abdominal region showing it off to whoever cared to see.MY mom also had her own fair share of embarassment from us,when we were younger, my mom travelled to lagos and left us home alone with the househelp who was also in charge of her shop she had when we were growing up,on the day my mom returned, whilst the house help was being ''toasted'' by a random, sex starved dude that could not speak correct english,we were running wild like a pack of wolves,I had designed a top and skirt for myself from black plastic bags and was rocking it proudly,my moms shop had been ransacked and we found condoms the nigerian popular GOLD CIRCLE CONDOMS she had in her shop and curiousity took the better part of us and we opened it and noticed they looked like balloons,so we thought the best thing was use them as such,we blew air into it with our MOUTHS!!! and me the inquisitive one,always wanting to know, wondered why it was so greasy,I even licked it to know if it was sweet...imagine!!!!!!!! after geting enough GOLD CIRCLE CONDOM BALLOONS,we started running all around the place with our string tied ballons with FUNNY POINTING TIPS,we were a sight to behold,especially me with my plastic bag clothes.When my mom saw us,she almost fainted because she did not know the village looking kids were her children and to think she was gone for JUST a day,she beat us so badly that evening,I can never forget...basically kids are fun to be with but not to me because I really do not know how to deal with them.I really do hope I change when I have mine...lol

CHICKEN VERSUS EGG

CHICKEN VS         EGG

I came across this video and it got me thinking,{ignore his really blank expression that one got me laughing},which one does actually come first? Chicken or Egg? and I conclusion was that it had to be the chicken.REASONS: My First reason is that we need the chicken to incubate the egg to hatch into a chick{talking about naturally without the incubator inventions},Secondly, God created animals{ie if you arent atheists}. Thirdly, scientists have discovered that there is a protein called ovocledidin-17 which accelerates calcite formation that in turn accelerates crystallization and speeds up production of eggshell within the chicken, so that, in 24 hours an egg is ready to be laid....haaaaaaaaa too much english...lol but tell me what you think...WHICH COMES FIRST EGG OR CHICKEN{FOWL}