OCTOBER 9TH...

 

Do you have one day in a year that you know for a fact would just be the most depressing day ever? Well, mine is OCTOBER 9TH of every year. My birthday is October 8th, and I always get transformed into this over excited baby on that day, always trying to feel overly special. I go all out with birthday dress, birthday hair, birthday food, birthday phone calls and it is the one day you can be sure to find me available on skype and yahoo messenger...Oh yes!!! I do loooooooooooooooove the attention.*rolls big eye balls* Let's start from October 8th 2012...

CHRIST EMBASSY VISIT NUMBER 2...

Last week,I finally accepted the offer of my friend, Kimzy, to go to her church,CHRIST EMBASSY...She kept telling me of testimonies in her church, of how the Lord had been good to lure me.At one point, I felt myself vibrating from the ginger she was transferring into my spirit.After some days as expected, I lost the ginger,the fire and the desire to go to her church and come that sunday,I did not go.

UPDATE...

I do apologise for my loooooooooooooooooong absence.I thank all those who have tried to reach me in one way or another, wanting to know what went wrong with my blogging life.I have been on a top secret mission.Matter of national security, I decided to quit the mission, I was begged to stay, bribed, almost assassinated but I refused, I know how much you guys missed me and I am back...*smile*
  So lets play catch up,my life recently...

RASTA DUDE...

I am at the Cashier's desk waiting in line to pay for my grocery, praying all I have greedily put into the shopping cart would not be too much for my broke ass. lol. In front of me, is a rasta man, his locks covered by a ''was-white'' rag/cloth whatever he felt it was.The strands of hair he called beard, lazily entangled like lovers after ecstasy. He turned back to look at me, as if he had felt my eyes burning every inch of  garment he had on.Then after assessing my goodies *yes!!! my goodies*, he smiled, arrrrrrrgh he should not have. The brown dentition with spaces all over.

DEE YOU NEED TO STOP...

All day, I have been staring at the laptop watching videos of cannibals and serial killers.I did same the whole of last night and as expected, I was scared to go to the bathroom alone.I am about to take my bath, but the fear from things I have seen and heard today, is driving me crazy.I am even scared to sleep, all that blood and flesh eating I have been watching all day *shiver* .

TAGGED...

So I got tagged by Toinlicious (I am suppose to add her link here, but I do not know how to.Someone please teach me).It feels good to be tagged though, feeling like a celeb all of a sudden.*smiles*

YAY!!!!!!!!!! MY ALLERGY

I am soooooo super excited ask me why ask me why...*screaming and jumping like a silly girl* Ok, I would tell you.So,you all know how I have always wanted to have an allergy or a weird disease,basically just so I  could say,''I dont eat that,I am allergic to it''.Well wait for it (in Barney Stinson's voice).....*drum roll* I have an allergy now.YAYYYYYYYY so excited.

HOW MAMA GEE FINISHED ME...

Last week, I made the greatest mistake ever,telling Mama Gee that I was broker than the word broke and it was that bad that I needed a baby sitter job and coming from someone like me, who does not know how to play with kids,it was meant to illustrate how broke I was and we joked and laughed about me being a baby sitter.I also told Tee my intentions,who laughed at me and the joke continued for days.She would even tell me to print out my name and paste on the walls close to the apartment complex and I would laugh,telling her I could not.I thought it was an in house joke,little did I know that Mama Gee would take it a little too far...

MY NEW FRIEND...

Sorry I have been missing in action for a while now, I know you all depend on me for joy,happiness and whatever you use my post for *rolling my eyeballs.yes!!! I do have fans*.I have been so busy with meetings,political appointments,making money,flying around in private jets,you know basically being a rich spoilt brat.Okay,enough of the lies,its lent and I should not be lying.The truth is, I did not have internet for a while,the new apartment I moved into did not have free internet for a while,I have been out of touch with news and everything viral.I was so frustrated, I even went knocking to beg for internet like 3 days ago,after the knock,the door opened and all I could see was boobs boobs boobs and more boobies,

WHITNEY...

Finally, I am going to post something on Whitney's death.I guess it took me so long because I was going through a denial phase,waiting on the horrible dream to be over but I guess I am still dreaming so I might as well type.Whitney was most girls Idol,well she was mine.She did not have to dress like a whore to be loved,that is talent!!! She was a diva,my diva.I sang her songs using tooth brush or pair of scissors as microphone in the bathroom in front of a mirror(ok that's a lie,we did not have mirror in the bathroom when growing up).I tortured my family with my horrible squeaky voice trying to be like Whitney.

A PEEK INTO DEE'Z RANDOM DRAMA LIFE...

So today,I had the opportunity to take free chocolates,you know those ones with gold shiny wrap,shaped like a coin.Well,I was to take a few but greed took the better part of me and I took alot after which,I started feeling guilty and I started watching my back,looking over my shoulder,I could not help thinking some one was going to dial 911 and I was going to get arrested and go to prison then get a criminal record and my career would be ruined and no one would want me,not even my family, then I would probably have a nervous break down which would speed up the maturation of the part of my brain that is crazy then I would develop acute onset psychosis which would not be treated, then it would develop into schizophreniform disorder then schizophrenia then be killed or die from extreme cold because no one would want to help me and my bright future would come to an end without marriage,kids,grand kids(you know the whole package).

THE STALKER STORY

You know how you pray for something  so bad and get envious of the people who have in their possession your heart's desire, then you question God wanting to know why you can not have that particular thing.Well,I do get that way, but it does not have to do with nice,good,lovable things NO WAY!!! then I would not be Dee any more.I always want the silly things,the weird things,generally,the things people never want.

When I was in high school,I wanted to have that pulmonary disease, Asthma so so bad,especially because of the annoying boy Chijioke (well he was annoying back then).

2012 BUDGET AND NATIONAL SECURITY IN NIGERIA

Fellow Nigerians, Isn't it funny that after our all knowing Mr president allocated about a fourth of our 2012 national budget to security, things have actually gone from frying pan to fire in the country security wise?
We can't help but ask ourselves then, what is happening to the 921 billion naira (5.756 billion dollars) set aside for security since there isn't any significant improvement? Since last week up to today, the residents of the ancient city of Kano have been living in fear, not knowing when another round of violence would erupt.

TOILET BUSINESS

What do you do in there when you go to do the nasty,number 2,defecate,private business,pass the brown gold,what ever name you decide to call it.Seriously,what goes on in there? When I go,yes I do go *serious face* I spend as little time in there as possible.I just want it to be over as quickly as possible.It definitely is not the prettiest sight and contrary to what young boys think,pretty girls do go too,yes Aneto goes twice a day.*rolling my big eyes*

T.B JOSHUA'S PROPHECY ABOUT THE PROTEST AND ECONOMY

After all this Occupy Nigeria movement started,I have been literally waiting to see the video of Prophet T.B Joshua talking about it and I have finally seen it.Apparently he talked about it in October of last year,but if you think about it,you do not need a prophet to tell you there would be a protest.

OCCUPY NIGERIA STILL CONTINUES...

Nigerians like to take advantage of situations to cheat innocent people.There would not be a change in the economy unless we start loving ourselves unconditionally.Just because the  President decided to remove fuel subsidy, does this mean people should sell fuel at 300 naira a litre.It is very unfair,we are too greedy.In Festac,a 5 litre keg sold between 1200 and 1500.A filling station sold at 200naira per litre. Some of the filling stations around Kosofe,  Somolu, Surulere, Alimosho and Apapa Local Government Areas, were seen only dispensing fuel at odd hours of the day– in drums– to middlemen and we all know what that means,sell it to hawkers who would sell it to people for expensive prices.Its this how we expect change in Nigeria? we say our politicians are mean and greedy and call them thieves but have we looked at our selves,wouldn't we act the same way if we fill their shoes? If we can take advantage of the situation in other to cheat the masses,then we are no different from the politicians.

OCCUPY NIGERIA

Apparently there is going to be a nation wide strike in Nigeria starting tomorrow.I was talking to my Mom and she was like ''we are suffering o!! Nigeria is too hard'' then I asked her if she was going to stand on the road with other people to protest the subsidy removal and she was like,''of course now.I would be there as far as I won't be the only one shouting like a fool in front of government house''For my mom to consider this,then her butt cheeks must be on fire...lol what if they have to run away from olokpa (police).I seriously doubt she knows how to run after all the eba she swallows with no form of exercise,it wouldn't be a good sight...

FUNNY THREAT MESSAGES...

The funniest threat messages to thieves I have ever seen in my life.It got me laughing like crazy.Please see it,especially if you are having a bad day,sure would make you smile...

more photos when you continue...

NICE NEW YEAR PIX...

NIGERIA'S FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WISHES YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR BY REMOVING FUEL SUBSIDY

I woke up this morning scared to turn on my laptop because I did not want to see ''boko haram- church bomb blast'' but curiousity got the better part of me and I turned it on with mixed feelings, waited anxiously for the system to boot, then went to LIB, no news there, heaved a deep sigh of relief then went to my beloved vanguard and there it was ''BREAKING NEWS: FEDERAL GOVERNMENT REMOVES FUEL SUBSIDY'' We knew it was eventually going to come but please is January 1st 2012 the right day to announce that you, Mr President like an authoritative leader, removed fuel subsidy? Na wa o and the only song I could think of to quench the fire in my burning heart is omawunmiz if you ask me song.*pause to play the song*

The PPPRA (Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency) made this announcement TODAY that a litre of Petrol(Primary Motor Spirit) would now sell for N141. ”Consumers are assured of adequate supply of quality products at prices that are competitive and non-exploitative and so there is no need for anyone to engage in panic buying or product hoarding.The PPPRA in conjunction with the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) will ensure that consumers are not taken advantage of in any form or in any way.

”The DPR will ensure that the interest of the consumer in terms of quality of products is guaranteed at all times and in line with international best practice.” 

So Nigeria how far? Is this how we start the new year by the way, people rush now and stock up your freezers with meat, tomatoes, pepper, fish etc before price of these things increase oh!!!!!!! I forgot we do not have steady electricity...so we are finished!!!

P.S do not tell me the subsidy does not affect the common man.It does!!! all the crayfish,meat,pepper,cost of transportation,tomatoes and hair cut in barber shop,you do not need a car for all these...Mr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, why should we pay for your inability to deal with the people you claim are the ones benefiting from fuel subsidy? Please let me calm my soul with omawunmiz music: