So,a bunch of us got talking Ade inclusive, the whole saga started with Lee misunderstanding me concerning how Quran was revealed like the 10 commandments tablet Moses brought from the mountain and Ade trying to explain what I meant.At this stage,I should have stopped the questions,but trust me, the persistent questioner, how can I stop?. I also asked about Prophet Muhammed (SAW) marrying a child... (Yes Lee,if you are reading this, I just confirmed it again, Aisha was 6 or 7years old when she and the prophet got married and the marriage was consumated when she was 9) So basically,Lee started getting emotional and Ade intervened and told Lee not to take it personal and we started having christian talks and I got carried away and asked why there should be prosperity teaching in church? why should it be the main topic? because I felt I should go to church and feel guilty that I had not done enough as a christian in my actions.I should go to church and hear things that would edify my soul, If I want money talk, I can go to seminars/workshops by motivational speakers but not from Pastor who I wanted to edify my spirit.Ade was quick to defend her pastors, saying why should we go to church and hear negativity always that who would then come to church,and I am like is that the reason why we go to church,to hear things that would make us comfy so we can give more offerings cause the Pastor is saying what we want to hear?
Before I could say the name JACK ROBINSON, Ade was opening her eyeballs,which are
Later with Princess looking like a humble wet puppy,I jokingly stated that Ade was taking it personal and she looked like she was going to slap me,just to save the wet puppy Princess,but this yoruba babe did not even try to deny it, IMAGINE !!!! she was like, ''Yes I wanted to slap you,if you were my child,I would have beat you up'' Help me thank God people (Oghene biko) for saving me from a HOLY SLAP cos if she had decided to slap me like the Bishop,I would have only said,''Sorry Ma,I appreciate ma,thanks for correcting me Ma'' because this girl typing can not fight to save her life,especially with someone like Ade that has big BAKASSI (butt),if she sits on me,I would just bring forth my gut as donation to mother earth...I cant shout!!!!
Lesson learnt: -DO NOT talk about church and pastors with Ade,she would slap you!!!
-If you must,make sure people are around to protect you
-Do not get emotional because of peoples opinion of what you believe in,because you might
start a WAR,its a free world Ade!!!
-NO MORE RELIGIOUS QUESTIONS TO PEOPLE,thank God for sweet google!!!
-Pray for me to stop bringing out the HOLY SLAP in people
Lest I forget,the sweetheart Ade before we left the room came to explain her emotional break down and how she was not mad at me(can you imagine?) instead of her to be apologising for scaring me *tears*....but she really is a darling and I am dedicating this piece to her for all her troubles...XOXO