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Thursday 2 February 2012

THE STALKER STORY




You know how you pray for something  so bad and get envious of the people who have in their possession your heart's desire, then you question God wanting to know why you can not have that particular thing.Well,I do get that way, but it does not have to do with nice,good,lovable things NO WAY!!! then I would not be Dee any more.I always want the silly things,the weird things,generally,the things people never want.

When I was in high school,I wanted to have that pulmonary disease, Asthma so so bad,especially because of the annoying boy Chijioke (well he was annoying back then).
He always got preferential treatment like NEVER getting to sweep the classroom or rake the school dusty compound. The most painful moment was when soldiers threw tear gas into my school's compound when they were trying to stop an ongoing riot that was happening close to my school and he was the centre of attention, my class teacher kept returning to him,to make sure he was fine.It was not fair!!! what about me? I was panicking too and I also deserved love and attention from my teacher.

I have also wanted to have allergies.I have always wanted to say to someone,anyone,''Sorry I cant have that,I am allergic''.Is it fair that I have to be so normal and perfect? I want to experience tongue swelling,hypersensitivity rashes,dyspnea,migraine from eating chocolate,severe diarrhea from taking milk.Why must all the internal working system in my body be so perfect? I even have protection against malaria,so that meant I did not get to fall ill very often when I was young therefore no extra attention from my mom,no special fanta drink,no pepper soup,no getting to sleep on the same bed with my mom,i got nothing!!! just everyday school...

My greatest want was to have a stalker,thanks to all these yankee movies that have screwed up my brain.I know it sounds really stupid but I wanted  one so bad until 2 years ago,so,this is me a naija babe I was travelling from one state to another,I was suppose to take a flight and I found out I could take one of them Chinese buses for way cheaper.So feeling good with myself for getting a cheaper route,I found my way to the area having the Chinese buses but I just could not find the bus going to the state I wanted to go to,this was like 7/8pm,it was dark,cold and I had been misdirected alot,I had to ask someone anyone,one more time how to get to that particular bus and was faced with two options: a group of black boys,talking loudly,with sagging pants and huge neck chains or a white dude with suit and tie and huge nerdy glasses,looking all professional.Guess who I approached...Yes,you guessed right,I went with the nerdy guy option,you can't go wrong with people who wear medicated glasses right? Well,I was so wrong...

I met Mr nerdy glasses gentleman and asked him about the bus and he goes,''No I do not know but my brother was suppose to be with me and I am looking for my brother.He takes care of me.My brother has lots of games,do you like games?'' and as a naija babe,my head just spin sharp sharp,instant vertigo.I looked at him again and I could feel all my nape hair standing,they were transformed to prickly thorns on my neck.Taking another look at him,my eyes suddenly became clearer,he looked like a serial killer no one would suspect,I cursed myself for not wearing my medicated glasses and I thought I was going to die,I started thinking of my life,all the things I had not achieved,my fine daughter I was going to spoil naughty,all the money my papa spend untop my head,how my friends lives were going to come to an end because of me *that's a lie,I realized no one was going to miss me* and I started walk-running and this man was doing the same,every turn I took,he took,every step he matched and kept telling me stories in this scary child like voice and I was nodding my head in affirmation with whatever he had to say,trying so hard to ignore my heart beat so loud in my ears almost drowning the sound of his voice.

Minutes later God finally decided to answer my prayers,I had prayed more than I had prayed in the entire year and my prayers were answered.I saw a gathering of people and immediately rushed to their side and stood with them.He soon realized I was not leaving and he left.I stayed there with them for a while looking over my shoulders,after 10 minutes which felt like 10 years,I left to where one of the people I was standing with had directed me and I kept looking for my serial killer guy but thank God I did not see him,not until I entered my designated bus without seeing him did I heave a deep sigh of relief.I was safe and I realized at that moment that I did not want a Stalker ever ever ever....

5 comments:

Toinlicious said...

U really wished u had asthma just for the attention? and all those gory stuff? and u wonder y pple think ur crazy? lol. Well, i always just wanted to faint actually. U know when pple stand for to long and some were allowed to sit on the assembly ground. i wanted that too.

Ur story had me giggling. Mr Nerdy sounds like a trip. That would have creeped the hellatta me. I never ever want a stalker ever

Nice blog. now following. Check out mine: http://toinlicious.blogspot.com/

crazylifemeetsdee said...

on me way to your blog.Yes I really did want to have asthma.The only time I have ever wanted to faint was in a church when the pastor waved handkerchief and every one around me was feeling the spirit except me...lol

Daughter of Her King said...

looooooooooooooooooooooool.... ahahahahahahahahhahahah too funny... cracking up @ the stalker story... too funny...

1st time here btw waving... found through tonilicous blog..

I get ur drift and thank God he didnt answer those prayers... When I was much younger too I tried to emulate bad things i.e. stupid disgusting walking steps cos I thot it was cool. I even tried bow leg seff in fact bow feet it didn't work. Thank God..

things we wish for if only we knew that if people had the choice they will not want to be that way.

God help us.

crazylifemeetsdee said...

yay!!! I have a new reader.LOL at the bow leg stuff.Imagine if u had bow leg now?? the only reason I thought bow leg was cool was cos of 1 fine boy that had bow leg...tsk tsk tsk

Luis said...

LOL!!! That's why they say never to trust white people, lol. I'm glad you made it out safely though...some people are crazy and you just never know what people are capable of.

And as far as you wanting asthma is c concerned, lol, we gonna hafta talk about that at work. Ur too crazy lol