YAY!!!!!!!!!! MY ALLERGY

I am soooooo super excited ask me why ask me why...*screaming and jumping like a silly girl* Ok, I would tell you.So,you all know how I have always wanted to have an allergy or a weird disease,basically just so I  could say,''I dont eat that,I am allergic to it''.Well wait for it (in Barney Stinson's voice).....*drum roll* I have an allergy now.YAYYYYYYYY so excited.


Let me start the story from the beginning:

I have this special tooth that has a hole and I have refused to fill that hole.I have been managing my special tooth like a man that knows he has an old wife and it hurts when it pleases but aspirin takes care of  the ache.I learnt the ache treatment and I thought I had this tooth at attention.But,the tooth decided to show me who was really Boss and as if all the powers that be realised I had been too proud like that guy,I think Odesseus in the greek movie(love that movie),they all came together to punish the black outta me.The ache started and I thought I could handle it,I did not have baby aspirin my wonder pill.

The next day,tooth was hurting like crazieeeeeee and I begged 1 chick for  an analgesic,she gave me Tylenol and I took them,temporary sweet relief.
Later,in the office,I found a bottle of Ibuprofen,Yep!!! that's the chosen pill and I stole some.shhhhhh!! Well,it was in the cabinet,so technically,it did not belong to anyone and I was going through a lot, don't judge me!!!
The first pill I took,sent me straight to heaven, felt like I had taken Ecstasy, I felt good,instant relief, omo!! I went back to that bottle and packed me some more.I thought I had found the cure,I did not need a Dentist ever!!.I was popping that pill like an addict.I overdosed on that pill.I felt like if I did not have that pill,I would stand on the streets looking for drug dealers to get that pill.

Later that night I felt something choking me in my sleep,at first,I thought witches had been sent and finally caught up with me,see the way I woke up screaming JESUS!! like I was one strong 9ja bishop,only to discover it was my tongue that got swollen and was blocking my airway.I started trying to get differential diagnosis for my condition,but,I never blamed my sweet precious Ibuprofen.I called Tee and he was like no more pills,but trust me,his words were entering through the ear on which the phone was placed on and leaving through the other ear as quickly as it had entered.

 Next day,the tooth ache was gone,but my tongue was hurting so bad,I used ice,I could hear that tongue shouting as loud as it could ''ODESHI!! YOU DON HEAR AM TODAY,OLOSHI''. This tongue increased in size and my gum started to double in size too.Guess what,I wasn't going to back down so easily,I was going to fight it, fire for fire and I went back to.....yep, my ecstasy pill,I went back to my precious Ibuprofen,and by the end of the day,my face was like I had jaw breaker in my mouth, and by the time I got home,I had a better plan,if this mouth wanted war,I was prepared.I boiled water to like 150 degrees and massaged that my jaw very well.It was painful but this girl did not quit,Then I had my bath with boiling point water,allowed the water with all the force to flush my mouth.I wanted to show my face who was boss,then pleased with what I had done,like the local native massager I had become,I went to bed.

The loud knock on my door woke me up,it was Mama Gee wanting to see me before going out,I stood up, my face felt heavy and quite numb,I thought all was well,went to open the door and Mama Gee saw my face and screamed.I went to the bathroom,looked into the mirror and my reflection scared me,I was looking at an Ogre.On the side with the tooth ache,I had 2 people's fat heads there and my eyes were popping out,my lips were twisted to one side of my face.We quickly rushed to the clinic,people were amazed,they thought my boyfriend must have beaten the 9ja outta me.One cute girl had her mouth wide open and was pointing at my face.I was a site to behold,I got my steroid shot and my face started to decrease in size slowly.It took 7days to get rid of that side effect.

Now the dilemma: Am I truly allergic to my wonder pill or the hot water massage exacerbated the effect.
                             If I take the pill when I do not have a tooth ache,would my face still swell up?
                         
Well that is my allergy story and the Mumu Mama Gee kept asking me for candy through out that horrible period in my life.While I was vulnerable at the clinic,she kept calling every one and telling them I looked like a monkey,arrrrrrgh she tormented my life,she would say, ''you look so ugly,why would you want to go out with a fat face?'' My secret reply (shhhhhhhh you cant tell her ) would have been ''yep Mama Gee in a matter of days,my fat face would be gone but that isn't something you would ever get to say''  lol...I know its mean,I know the rule,*rolling eyes* skinny girls cant insult the big girls.Oh well, this is my page (I hope she never gets to see this though)...lol
XOXO...