OCTOBER 9TH...

 

Do you have one day in a year that you know for a fact would just be the most depressing day ever? Well, mine is OCTOBER 9TH of every year. My birthday is October 8th, and I always get transformed into this over excited baby on that day, always trying to feel overly special. I go all out with birthday dress, birthday hair, birthday food, birthday phone calls and it is the one day you can be sure to find me available on skype and yahoo messenger...Oh yes!!! I do loooooooooooooooove the attention.*rolls big eye balls* Let's start from October 8th 2012...

CHRIST EMBASSY VISIT NUMBER 2...

Last week,I finally accepted the offer of my friend, Kimzy, to go to her church,CHRIST EMBASSY...She kept telling me of testimonies in her church, of how the Lord had been good to lure me.At one point, I felt myself vibrating from the ginger she was transferring into my spirit.After some days as expected, I lost the ginger,the fire and the desire to go to her church and come that sunday,I did not go.

UPDATE...

I do apologise for my loooooooooooooooooong absence.I thank all those who have tried to reach me in one way or another, wanting to know what went wrong with my blogging life.I have been on a top secret mission.Matter of national security, I decided to quit the mission, I was begged to stay, bribed, almost assassinated but I refused, I know how much you guys missed me and I am back...*smile*
  So lets play catch up,my life recently...

RASTA DUDE...

I am at the Cashier's desk waiting in line to pay for my grocery, praying all I have greedily put into the shopping cart would not be too much for my broke ass. lol. In front of me, is a rasta man, his locks covered by a ''was-white'' rag/cloth whatever he felt it was.The strands of hair he called beard, lazily entangled like lovers after ecstasy. He turned back to look at me, as if he had felt my eyes burning every inch of  garment he had on.Then after assessing my goodies *yes!!! my goodies*, he smiled, arrrrrrrgh he should not have. The brown dentition with spaces all over.

DEE YOU NEED TO STOP...

All day, I have been staring at the laptop watching videos of cannibals and serial killers.I did same the whole of last night and as expected, I was scared to go to the bathroom alone.I am about to take my bath, but the fear from things I have seen and heard today, is driving me crazy.I am even scared to sleep, all that blood and flesh eating I have been watching all day *shiver* .

TAGGED...

So I got tagged by Toinlicious (I am suppose to add her link here, but I do not know how to.Someone please teach me).It feels good to be tagged though, feeling like a celeb all of a sudden.*smiles*

YAY!!!!!!!!!! MY ALLERGY

I am soooooo super excited ask me why ask me why...*screaming and jumping like a silly girl* Ok, I would tell you.So,you all know how I have always wanted to have an allergy or a weird disease,basically just so I  could say,''I dont eat that,I am allergic to it''.Well wait for it (in Barney Stinson's voice).....*drum roll* I have an allergy now.YAYYYYYYYY so excited.

HOW MAMA GEE FINISHED ME...

Last week, I made the greatest mistake ever,telling Mama Gee that I was broker than the word broke and it was that bad that I needed a baby sitter job and coming from someone like me, who does not know how to play with kids,it was meant to illustrate how broke I was and we joked and laughed about me being a baby sitter.I also told Tee my intentions,who laughed at me and the joke continued for days.She would even tell me to print out my name and paste on the walls close to the apartment complex and I would laugh,telling her I could not.I thought it was an in house joke,little did I know that Mama Gee would take it a little too far...

MY NEW FRIEND...

Sorry I have been missing in action for a while now, I know you all depend on me for joy,happiness and whatever you use my post for *rolling my eyeballs.yes!!! I do have fans*.I have been so busy with meetings,political appointments,making money,flying around in private jets,you know basically being a rich spoilt brat.Okay,enough of the lies,its lent and I should not be lying.The truth is, I did not have internet for a while,the new apartment I moved into did not have free internet for a while,I have been out of touch with news and everything viral.I was so frustrated, I even went knocking to beg for internet like 3 days ago,after the knock,the door opened and all I could see was boobs boobs boobs and more boobies,

WHITNEY...

Finally, I am going to post something on Whitney's death.I guess it took me so long because I was going through a denial phase,waiting on the horrible dream to be over but I guess I am still dreaming so I might as well type.Whitney was most girls Idol,well she was mine.She did not have to dress like a whore to be loved,that is talent!!! She was a diva,my diva.I sang her songs using tooth brush or pair of scissors as microphone in the bathroom in front of a mirror(ok that's a lie,we did not have mirror in the bathroom when growing up).I tortured my family with my horrible squeaky voice trying to be like Whitney.