MOVING FORWARD...

 

For a while now, I have been hiding from myself, not wanting to be found. The months rolled by with me watching, too lazy to care enough to pick Dee up from the shackles of self pity that held her in serious captivity. I had even diagnosed and re-diagnosed myself with medical conditions to aid the laziness. I had gone from Adjustment disorder when the feeling became too prolonged to Post traumatic stress disorder and Bipolar disorder with just the depressive episode and recently, I was only too happy to diagnose myself with Premature mid life crisis. I told Eljay my diagnosis and she went, "oh please. You just don't want to boil rice that's why you are coming up with this excuse. Abeg go jor". I also started thinking possible Schizophrenia and started waiting on the delusions and hallucinations to begin. Plus no!!! It had absolutely nothing to do with a particular episode of criminal minds I saw.

HOW MAMA GEE FINISHED ME...

Last week, I made the greatest mistake ever,telling Mama Gee that I was broker than the word broke and it was that bad that I needed a baby sitter job and coming from someone like me, who does not know how to play with kids,it was meant to illustrate how broke I was and we joked and laughed about me being a baby sitter.I also told Tee my intentions,who laughed at me and the joke continued for days.She would even tell me to print out my name and paste on the walls close to the apartment complex and I would laugh,telling her I could not.I thought it was an in house joke,little did I know that Mama Gee would take it a little too far...

MY NEW FRIEND...

Sorry I have been missing in action for a while now, I know you all depend on me for joy,happiness and whatever you use my post for *rolling my eyeballs.yes!!! I do have fans*.I have been so busy with meetings,political appointments,making money,flying around in private jets,you know basically being a rich spoilt brat.Okay,enough of the lies,its lent and I should not be lying.The truth is, I did not have internet for a while,the new apartment I moved into did not have free internet for a while,I have been out of touch with news and everything viral.I was so frustrated, I even went knocking to beg for internet like 3 days ago,after the knock,the door opened and all I could see was boobs boobs boobs and more boobies,