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Sunday, 15 January 2012

T.B JOSHUA'S PROPHECY ABOUT THE PROTEST AND ECONOMY

After all this Occupy Nigeria movement started,I have been literally waiting to see the video of Prophet T.B Joshua talking about it and I have finally seen it.Apparently he talked about it in October of last year,but if you think about it,you do not need a prophet to tell you there would be a protest.

Thursday, 12 January 2012

OCCUPY NIGERIA STILL CONTINUES...



Nigerians like to take advantage of situations to cheat innocent people.There would not be a change in the economy unless we start loving ourselves unconditionally.Just because the  President decided to remove fuel subsidy, does this mean people should sell fuel at 300 naira a litre.It is very unfair,we are too greedy.In Festac,a 5 litre keg sold between 1200 and 1500.A filling station sold at 200naira per litre. Some of the filling stations around Kosofe,  Somolu, Surulere, Alimosho and Apapa Local Government Areas, were seen only dispensing fuel at odd hours of the day– in drums– to middlemen and we all know what that means,sell it to hawkers who would sell it to people for expensive prices.Its this how we expect change in Nigeria? we say our politicians are mean and greedy and call them thieves but have we looked at our selves,wouldn't we act the same way if we fill their shoes? If we can take advantage of the situation in other to cheat the masses,then we are no different from the politicians.

Sunday, 8 January 2012

OCCUPY NIGERIA



Apparently there is going to be a nation wide strike in Nigeria starting tomorrow.I was talking to my Mom and she was like ''we are suffering o!! Nigeria is too hard'' then I asked her if she was going to stand on the road with other people to protest the subsidy removal and she was like,''of course now.I would be there as far as I won't be the only one shouting like a fool in front of government house''For my mom to consider this,then her butt cheeks must be on fire...lol what if they have to run away from olokpa (police).I seriously doubt she knows how to run after all the eba she swallows with no form of exercise,it wouldn't be a good sight...

Sunday, 1 January 2012

NIGERIA'S FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WISHES YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR BY REMOVING FUEL SUBSIDY


I woke up this morning scared to turn on my laptop because I did not want to see ''boko haram- church bomb blast'' but curiousity got the better part of me and I turned it on with mixed feelings, waited anxiously for the system to boot, then went to LIB, no news there, heaved a deep sigh of relief then went to my beloved vanguard and there it was ''BREAKING NEWS: FEDERAL GOVERNMENT REMOVES FUEL SUBSIDY'' We knew it was eventually going to come but please is January 1st 2012 the right day to announce that you, Mr President like an authoritative leader, removed fuel subsidy? Na wa o and the only song I could think of to quench the fire in my burning heart is omawunmiz if you ask me song.*pause to play the song*

The PPPRA (Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency) made this announcement TODAY that a litre of Petrol(Primary Motor Spirit) would now sell for N141. ”Consumers are assured of adequate supply of quality products at prices that are competitive and non-exploitative and so there is no need for anyone to engage in panic buying or product hoarding.The PPPRA in conjunction with the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) will ensure that consumers are not taken advantage of in any form or in any way.
”The DPR will ensure that the interest of the consumer in terms of quality of products is guaranteed at all times and in line with international best practice.” 
So Nigeria how far? Is this how we start the new year by the way, people rush now and stock up your freezers with meat, tomatoes, pepper, fish etc before price of these things increase oh!!!!!!! I forgot we do not have steady electricity...so we are finished!!!
P.S do not tell me the subsidy does not affect the common man.It does!!! all the crayfish,meat,pepper,cost of transportation,tomatoes and hair cut in barber shop,you do not need a car for all these...Mr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, why should we pay for your inability to deal with the people you claim are the ones benefiting from fuel subsidy? Please let me calm my soul with omawunmiz music:

Saturday, 31 December 2011

THE STORY OF THE PREGNANT NIGERIAN VIRGIN

The story of Chinelo according to Vanguard:

Chinelo went to write her UME in Ihiala ,Anambra state and stayed over in her Mother's cousin's house.She slept on the same bed and in the same room with her second cousin Onyeka and the next morning,she woke up  feeling very dizzy and ''wet with semen'' when she went to the bathroom.She cleaned it up and asked Onyeka about it and he assured her that everything was good.A month later when she was at her sister's house in Lagos,she started feeling ill and was taken to the hospital were a pregnancy test was carried out and she tested POSITIVE (the positive sounded weird in my head like hiv positive...lol) and when questioned by her sister she denied having any boyfriend and a virginity test was done with the aid of a machine.

BOKO HARAM-PASSOVER NIGHT MASS SHIFTED



This Boko haram people have caused serious commotion,everyone is scared to go to church now.I would not have gone too,lol...I fear for my life oh!! when I have not seen my children and children's children.I cant shout abeg.

So the Bishop of Minna Diocese Most Reverend Martin Igwe Uzoukwu shifted the time to celebrate passover mass on Dec 31st to 4pm today and there would be a Sunday service Jan 1st 2012.He said that the shift was as a result of persistent calls by church members expressing concerns about safety (would you blame them) nothing would have dragged me to church 31st night too...lol.I am such a coward...

Monday, 26 December 2011

CLUELESS????



December 25th 2011 has come to an end with different tales for different people.Children with new clothes have rocked it and eaten Christmas rice and Chicken.those lucky kids whose parents could afford to buy them gifts have opened them all up and thanked 'santa' for their wonderful gifts. People that cant cook like Diva have called me this morning to beg for food.People spent their day with loved ones and family.But,for Nigeria,it was awful,35 people so far have been reported dead in Madalla, Niger state.Sad stories of how after the bomb blast at the Catholic church people who had been affected, although severely injured were struggling to meet the Catholic Priest for final blessings knowing they were going to die *pause to wipe tears*

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

A NIGERIAN MAKING US PROUD


I do not know if all nigerians get overly excited when you see a Nigerian's name on news for doing something great,I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! lol. But,you can trust the media not to spread this gist,if it were a Nigerian cheating an elderly white couple of money as per 419,it would be on abc,cnn, bbc, basically every news station gist,because its only the bad nigerian gist the media loves.Well,Professor Ernest Izevbigie,the vice chancellor of Benson Idahosa University (BIU) has been inducted into United States Academy of Inventors.

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

MICHAEL JACKSONS DAUGHTER TO FEATURE ON ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW THIS WEEK

When Michael Jackson was alive,he tried to shield his children from the lime light so they could have a childhood,the one he always felt was stolen from him.I do not think Michael Jackson would be happy with this.I just hope they are not trying to make money off his kids he tried so hard to hide them from the public....