So today,I had the opportunity to take free chocolates,you know those ones with gold shiny wrap,shaped like a coin.Well,I was to take a few but greed took the better part of me and I took alot after which,I started feeling guilty and I started watching my back,looking over my shoulder,I could not help thinking some one was going to dial 911 and I was going to get arrested and go to prison then get a criminal record and my career would be ruined and no one would want me,not even my family, then I would probably have a nervous break down which would speed up the maturation of the part of my brain that is crazy then I would develop acute onset psychosis which would not be treated, then it would develop into schizophreniform disorder then schizophrenia then be killed or die from extreme cold because no one would want to help me and my bright future would come to an end without marriage,kids,grand kids(you know the whole package).
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Showing posts with label thief. Show all posts
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OCCUPY NIGERIA STILL CONTINUES...
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
FUNNY THREAT MESSAGES...
The funniest threat messages to thieves I have ever seen in my life.It got me laughing like crazy.Please see it,especially if you are having a bad day,sure would make you smile...
more photos when you continue...
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